Crank

Yes, I am well aware that this isn't a recent film. But me and Mark watched it the other night in bed and I absolutely loved it.
Normally I am not a fan of action based films, but this film had the balance just right. The comedy is absolutely brilliant. Tongue in cheek humour that everyone loves. And Jason Statham is a top actor, so no complaints there!

Crank was released in 2006 and didn't really have an all-star cast really. Statham is the only "big" actor in the entire film. Surprisingly, it didn't seem to do that well. The films budget of $12,000,000 was soon made back on opening weekend which brought in nearly $13,000,000. But overall, the gross revenue of the film was only $27,000,000. I thought the film was really good, so it shocked me to see that apparently not many people hold a similar opinion!


The film follows Chev Chelios (Statham) who is a professional assassin who is injected with some weird poison that stops his adrenal receptors working, meaning if he stops moving/doing anything that will give him an adrenaline rush, he dies. Whilst trying to do this, and giving the audience a few laughs, he aims to save his (dumbass) girlfriend and kill the man who poisoned him. All in a days work! 

I honestly really loved this film. And it is quite rare for me to enjoy a film the amount that I enjoyed this. The lighting is solid throughout. Yes, there are a few goofs and scenes were you can see members of the crew...but every film has a few mistakes! The camera angles are genius. At the beginning of the film, there is a first person view...but it has the feel of a video game. It's quite strange. Adequate amounts of close ups and wide shots mean that we as an audience get to follow the story along perfectly and witness all the carnage unfold =D

As I said, I really do like this film. I'm not too sure what genre to class it in as I don't think it even exists singularly yet! You know, if a film is a romance and a comedy then it is a rom-com? Yeah, that sort of thing. What is it called for action and comedy? No idea. But that is what this film is. Not too much action that you feel like you are in a Die Hard film, but not so much comedy that it takes away from the seriousness of the plot and the action aspects of the film. A perfect balance! 

So yes. If you are looking for a geniunely good film to watch with a group of mates then this is a good'n! (Wouldn't recommend watching this with your mum, the public sex scene may make things a little awkward)

Thank you for reading! Please leave your comments/suggestions/recommendations/any other crap you wish to leave me in the comment section below 

The Vow

So just been to the cinema this evening to watch this, and as much as I adore the film simply because it is a girly film and is just lovely...I have to say it is not as good as other adaptations of novels by Nicholas Sparks.


There is no doubt in my mind that all, if not most of you, have either heard of or watched The Notebook. Heartbreaking and beautiful. A DVD that must be in every girls DVD collection (sorry about the typical stereotyping!) The Notebook is my favourite adaptation from Nicholas Sparks. Then follows Dear John. The book is great and everything you want from a book. The film on the other hand...kinda falls short half way through. Good film, don't get me wrong! But could have been done a lot better in my opinion. Then we come to The Vow...

I still find the type casting of this film absolutely hilarious...but so perfect at the same time. You have Racheal McAdams who plays Paige in The Vow...and who also played Ally in The Notebook. And Channing Tatum playing Leo in The Vow...and John in Dear John. Hey, I guess these guys just capture the characters that Nicholas Sparks creates really well.

Now for the review...

First 30 minutes of the film were great. Perfect actually. Not a flaw at all. The characters are set up beautifully and their life and how it changes are all done very well and tastefully. Then the film begins to throw its audience around...and not in the way we like! There's none of that "will they, wont they" as you are constantly shown different things. Maybe that's accurate for a depiction of someone with amnesia, maybe not. But personally, it made me feel a little uncomfortable. So you go through this stage for the majority of the film. Then in the last half an hour, things got flipped tits up once again...just for the film to end (in a rush) in the complete opposite way! It isn't a satisfying ending, but the story itself is satisfying. The acting is superb and you end up sympathising for Leo more than you do Paige (or maybe that's just because he is played by Channing Tatum and he's just too pretty to hate on).

All in all, I did like the film. Well, I liked the story and I now want to go and read the book. Although it is obviously a romance film, there are little snippets of comedy in there. But I mean little. The odd joke from Tatum to be honest. It's definitely not as upsetting as I was told it is...although there were a few points in the film where I did well up a tad! It's nothing compared to The Notebook though. So I recommend that if you are going to see it, then don't go in thinking "well the story was written by the same guy who wrote The Notebook, so it's going to be good" because you will just leave disappointed. And if you didn't know about Nicholas Sparks and that he wrote all of these different stories...well now you do! 

Heads up for any future Sparks adaptations...always take a tissue for tears in the cinema. None of his stories have a happy ending! 

I rate this film a 7/10 :] thanks for reading! Share around and leave your comments below.